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Famous Movie Quotes in “Proper English”

magicaldeductions:

(Source: 9GAG)

karmacharge:

sprakles:

karmacharge:

sprakles:

karmacharge:

sprakles:

karmacharge:

doctortakemewithyou:

WAIT. WHAT’S THAT IN THE FUCKING SKY?

IT’S HAAST’S EAGLE, AND YOU’D BETTER BE CAREFUL BECAUSE THAT MOFO IS A KILLING MACHINE. IT WILL SWOOP DOWN AND CARRY OFF YOUR SMALL CHILDREN. 

THIS BIRD IS NEW ZEALAND’S ANSWER TO THE LION. GIANT PREDATOR BUILT FOR KILLING WHATEVER THE HELL IT WANTS? GIVE IT WINGS.

THESE BEASTS GROW TO WEIGH ABOUT 13KILOS, AND HAVE A WINGSPAN OF 3 METRES. THEY BLOCK OUT THE SUN WHEN THEY SWOOP DOWN ON THEIR PREY. THEY HUNT MOA, WHICH ARE ABOUT FIFTEEN TIMES THEIR WEIGHT, BUT DOES THAT BOTHER HAAST’S EAGLE? NO! THEY JUST CRUSH THEIR SKULLS WITH THE TALONS OF ANNIHILATION. 

LOOK AT THAT. THAT BEAK IS BUILT FOR KILLING. DO NOT PISS OFF HAAST’S EAGLE BECAUSE THAT BIRD WILL JUST CRUSH YOUR NECK AND EAT YOUR FACE.

SCARED? YOU SHOULD BE.

how come New Zealand’s deadly things are awesome, and Australia is just full of utter despair?

the minute you admit that pavlova is ours, all the spiders and crocodiles and dingoes will dissapear. True story.

NEVER. Pavlova is ours, you filthy mongrel. So is Kimbra. She’s ours now. You already have kiwis, what more do you want? Is that not enough?

Next you’ll be trying to claim Lord of the Rings as yours as well!

MORE SPIDERS FOR YOUUUUUUUU /o/

Well, duh. That goes without saying. Lord of the Rings and Lucy Lawless and all that was ever glorious and good about New Zealand is, actually, Australian. 

NO WORRIES ABOUT THE SPIDERS. WE’LL JUST INTRODUCE ANOTHER SPECIES TO WIPE THEM OUT. HOW COULD THAT EVER GO WRONG? Maybe kiwis. Those are cute. I bet they’d love a diet of spiders. 

A LITTLE KNOWN FACT ABOUT KIWIS is that we breed them to peck out the eyes of any Australians they come across. So you’ll introduce them to wipe out the spiders and then OH NO NO ONE HAS EYES ANYMORE ,A,

WE WILL BE LAUGHING THEN! AHAHAHAAAAA!

I think that might be a lie. I think you are lying to me. Lies and folly have no place in this debate, sir! WHERE IS YOUR HONOUR?

oh, that’s right. You’re from New Zealand. 

Do you doubt me? Well take a look at this:

THEY’VE JJUST BEEN ATTACKED BY KIWIS. THEY’RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE. And you know they’re Australian because of reasons.

karmacharge:

sprakles:

karmacharge:

sprakles:

karmacharge:

doctortakemewithyou:

WAIT. WHAT’S THAT IN THE FUCKING SKY?

IT’S HAAST’S EAGLE, AND YOU’D BETTER BE CAREFUL BECAUSE THAT MOFO IS A KILLING MACHINE. IT WILL SWOOP DOWN AND CARRY OFF YOUR SMALL CHILDREN. 

THIS BIRD IS NEW ZEALAND’S ANSWER TO THE LION. GIANT PREDATOR BUILT FOR KILLING WHATEVER THE HELL IT WANTS? GIVE IT WINGS.

THESE BEASTS GROW TO WEIGH ABOUT 13KILOS, AND HAVE A WINGSPAN OF 3 METRES. THEY BLOCK OUT THE SUN WHEN THEY SWOOP DOWN ON THEIR PREY. THEY HUNT MOA, WHICH ARE ABOUT FIFTEEN TIMES THEIR WEIGHT, BUT DOES THAT BOTHER HAAST’S EAGLE? NO! THEY JUST CRUSH THEIR SKULLS WITH THE TALONS OF ANNIHILATION. 

LOOK AT THAT. THAT BEAK IS BUILT FOR KILLING. DO NOT PISS OFF HAAST’S EAGLE BECAUSE THAT BIRD WILL JUST CRUSH YOUR NECK AND EAT YOUR FACE.

SCARED? YOU SHOULD BE.

how come New Zealand’s deadly things are awesome, and Australia is just full of utter despair?

the minute you admit that pavlova is ours, all the spiders and crocodiles and dingoes will dissapear. True story.

NEVER. Pavlova is ours, you filthy mongrel. So is Kimbra. She’s ours now. You already have kiwis, what more do you want? Is that not enough?

Next you’ll be trying to claim Lord of the Rings as yours as well!

MORE SPIDERS FOR YOUUUUUUUU /o/

Well, duh. That goes without saying. Lord of the Rings and Lucy Lawless and all that was ever glorious and good about New Zealand is, actually, Australian. 

NO WORRIES ABOUT THE SPIDERS. WE’LL JUST INTRODUCE ANOTHER SPECIES TO WIPE THEM OUT. HOW COULD THAT EVER GO WRONG? Maybe kiwis. Those are cute. I bet they’d love a diet of spiders. 

A LITTLE KNOWN FACT ABOUT KIWIS is that we breed them to peck out the eyes of any Australians they come across. So you’ll introduce them to wipe out the spiders and then OH NO NO ONE HAS EYES ANYMORE ,A,

WE WILL BE LAUGHING THEN! AHAHAHAAAAA!

karmacharge:

sprakles:

karmacharge:

doctortakemewithyou:

WAIT. WHAT’S THAT IN THE FUCKING SKY?

IT’S HAAST’S EAGLE, AND YOU’D BETTER BE CAREFUL BECAUSE THAT MOFO IS A KILLING MACHINE. IT WILL SWOOP DOWN AND CARRY OFF YOUR SMALL CHILDREN. 

THIS BIRD IS NEW ZEALAND’S ANSWER TO THE LION. GIANT PREDATOR BUILT FOR KILLING WHATEVER THE HELL IT WANTS? GIVE IT WINGS.

THESE BEASTS GROW TO WEIGH ABOUT 13KILOS, AND HAVE A WINGSPAN OF 3 METRES. THEY BLOCK OUT THE SUN WHEN THEY SWOOP DOWN ON THEIR PREY. THEY HUNT MOA, WHICH ARE ABOUT FIFTEEN TIMES THEIR WEIGHT, BUT DOES THAT BOTHER HAAST’S EAGLE? NO! THEY JUST CRUSH THEIR SKULLS WITH THE TALONS OF ANNIHILATION. 

LOOK AT THAT. THAT BEAK IS BUILT FOR KILLING. DO NOT PISS OFF HAAST’S EAGLE BECAUSE THAT BIRD WILL JUST CRUSH YOUR NECK AND EAT YOUR FACE.

SCARED? YOU SHOULD BE.

how come New Zealand’s deadly things are awesome, and Australia is just full of utter despair?

the minute you admit that pavlova is ours, all the spiders and crocodiles and dingoes will dissapear. True story.

NEVER. Pavlova is ours, you filthy mongrel. So is Kimbra. She’s ours now. You already have kiwis, what more do you want? Is that not enough?

Next you’ll be trying to claim Lord of the Rings as yours as well!

MORE SPIDERS FOR YOUUUUUUUU /o/

littlepunkryo:

My favorite part of this scene is that Bones doesn’t even look at Jim when he’s yelping in agony. This is far from the first time he’s dealt with Jim’s messed up allergies, js. Now he just sticks him and moves on to the next mini-crisis it might cause.

(via fuckyeahmckirk)

karmacharge:

doctortakemewithyou:

WAIT. WHAT’S THAT IN THE FUCKING SKY?

IT’S HAAST’S EAGLE, AND YOU’D BETTER BE CAREFUL BECAUSE THAT MOFO IS A KILLING MACHINE. IT WILL SWOOP DOWN AND CARRY OFF YOUR SMALL CHILDREN. 

THIS BIRD IS NEW ZEALAND’S ANSWER TO THE LION. GIANT PREDATOR BUILT FOR KILLING WHATEVER THE HELL IT WANTS? GIVE IT WINGS.

THESE BEASTS GROW TO WEIGH ABOUT 13KILOS, AND HAVE A WINGSPAN OF 3 METRES. THEY BLOCK OUT THE SUN WHEN THEY SWOOP DOWN ON THEIR PREY. THEY HUNT MOA, WHICH ARE ABOUT FIFTEEN TIMES THEIR WEIGHT, BUT DOES THAT BOTHER HAAST’S EAGLE? NO! THEY JUST CRUSH THEIR SKULLS WITH THE TALONS OF ANNIHILATION. 

LOOK AT THAT. THAT BEAK IS BUILT FOR KILLING. DO NOT PISS OFF HAAST’S EAGLE BECAUSE THAT BIRD WILL JUST CRUSH YOUR NECK AND EAT YOUR FACE.

SCARED? YOU SHOULD BE.

how come New Zealand’s deadly things are awesome, and Australia is just full of utter despair?

the minute you admit that pavlova is ours, all the spiders and crocodiles and dingoes will dissapear. True story.

doctortakemewithyou:

WAIT. WHAT’S THAT IN THE FUCKING SKY?

IT’S HAAST’S EAGLE, AND YOU’D BETTER BE CAREFUL BECAUSE THAT MOFO IS A KILLING MACHINE. IT WILL SWOOP DOWN AND CARRY OFF YOUR SMALL CHILDREN. 

THIS BIRD IS NEW ZEALAND’S ANSWER TO THE LION. GIANT PREDATOR BUILT FOR KILLING WHATEVER THE HELL IT WANTS? GIVE IT WINGS.

THESE BEASTS GROW TO WEIGH ABOUT 13KILOS, AND HAVE A WINGSPAN OF 3 METRES. THEY BLOCK OUT THE SUN WHEN THEY SWOOP DOWN ON THEIR PREY. THEY HUNT MOA, WHICH ARE ABOUT FIFTEEN TIMES THEIR WEIGHT, BUT DOES THAT BOTHER HAAST’S EAGLE? NO! THEY JUST CRUSH THEIR SKULLS WITH THE TALONS OF ANNIHILATION. 

LOOK AT THAT. THAT BEAK IS BUILT FOR KILLING. DO NOT PISS OFF HAAST’S EAGLE BECAUSE THAT BIRD WILL JUST CRUSH YOUR NECK AND EAT YOUR FACE.

SCARED? YOU SHOULD BE.

(via madammadhatter)

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